Matternity Ward: No children allowed.
Nairobi Hotel: Please do not lock any doors as we have lost the keys.
Lobby: We regret that you will be unbearable for 24 hours while the lift is being repaired.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow who doesnt smoke or drink.
Church bulletin: This being close to Easter Sunday we request Dotie West to lay an egg at the altar.
Hardware Store: Windows made to order.Send us your specifications.
Daily Telegraph: Fog and smog roled over the country yesterday,slowing down snails to a traffic pace.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
HERE IS SOME FUNNY JOKES YOU WILL LAUGH ABOUT TILL YOUR RIB CRACKS.
To a woman,yes means no.No means no ,and ,maybe means no.
Sharks dont attack tax inspectors due to proffessional courtesy.
Wedding dresses are always white to match kitchen appliances.
Money is the root of all evil.Send $50 for more information.
Tuesday at 4pm. there will be an ice cream social.All ladies giving milk, come early.
Take an interest in your husbands activities...hire a detective.
NOW YOU KNOW?
A couple were sent two theatre tickets as an anniversary present with a cryptic message: "Guess who sent them?".They rang all their friends and family but nobody admitted sending the tickets.Not prepared to look an anonymous gift horse in the mouth, they went to the theatre and had a wonderful time.On arrival at home they found it had been burgled.Inside was a note saying: "Now you know".
Sharks dont attack tax inspectors due to proffessional courtesy.
Wedding dresses are always white to match kitchen appliances.
Money is the root of all evil.Send $50 for more information.
Tuesday at 4pm. there will be an ice cream social.All ladies giving milk, come early.
Take an interest in your husbands activities...hire a detective.
NOW YOU KNOW?
A couple were sent two theatre tickets as an anniversary present with a cryptic message: "Guess who sent them?".They rang all their friends and family but nobody admitted sending the tickets.Not prepared to look an anonymous gift horse in the mouth, they went to the theatre and had a wonderful time.On arrival at home they found it had been burgled.Inside was a note saying: "Now you know".
Thursday, October 8, 2009
THE FUNNY STORY OF KISSING WITHOUT A REASON.
Welcome to IT IS FUNNY where you may be tickled till you cry.
You may also be interested in viewing other non comic articles at the following links, where you can get very incisive information on the topics shown below, please be sure to visit them for very valuable information:
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Environmental issues and their effect on us.
All about every kenyan celeb.(sports people,musicians,actors..)
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She:"What do you mean by kissing me?What do you mean?"
He:"Er..er nothing"
She: "Then dont you dare do it again. I wont have any man kissing me unless he means business,do you hear?"
You may also be interested in viewing other non comic articles at the following links, where you can get very incisive information on the topics shown below, please be sure to visit them for very valuable information:
Healthy living tips.
Information on careers and jobs.
Environmental issues and their effect on us.
All about every kenyan celeb.(sports people,musicians,actors..)
Catch up on news about Kenya and beyond as they break.
She:"What do you mean by kissing me?What do you mean?"
He:"Er..er nothing"
She: "Then dont you dare do it again. I wont have any man kissing me unless he means business,do you hear?"
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
A JOKE ABOUT A LAWYER AND A POPE
Welcome to IT IS FUNNY. The home of original jokes.Where you can laugh until you run out of your breath.
In case you are new here, there are incisive and rich articles on other topics you may be interested in.For example you may be a fan of our great Kenyan celebs;musicians,actors,comedians you can know everything about them through this link.
For rich topics on environment and how it affects us directly or indirectly see you and the envronment for very rich articles. Want tips on health improvement or living healthy? you will have it at that link. Or if you are looking for a job get very good tips that will get you the all important job.You will go to this link for up to date news on kenya and beyond.
Now,a lawyer and a Pope were killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St.Peter at the pearly gate.St.Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book.
He then sked the pope for his name and looked it up in the book also."Now, if you will come with me I will show you, your eternal dwelling". Said Saint Peter.They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his dwelling.
The Pope knowing how important he was to the church could hardly imagine what his house would be like.
St Peter and the Pope continued on to a small,beaten up, wooden shack.St. Peter told the Pope that this would be his his dwelling.The Pope, shocked, asked St.Peter,"just one minute! That other guy was a lawyer and he get a masion.I was the head of Roman Cathlic Church and this is all the reward I get?"
St Peter looked at the Pope and said "True you have done great things.But we have lots of Popes in Heaven but that guy was the first lawyer to ever make it up here."
In case you are new here, there are incisive and rich articles on other topics you may be interested in.For example you may be a fan of our great Kenyan celebs;musicians,actors,comedians you can know everything about them through this link.
For rich topics on environment and how it affects us directly or indirectly see you and the envronment for very rich articles. Want tips on health improvement or living healthy? you will have it at that link. Or if you are looking for a job get very good tips that will get you the all important job.You will go to this link for up to date news on kenya and beyond.
Now,a lawyer and a Pope were killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St.Peter at the pearly gate.St.Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book.
He then sked the pope for his name and looked it up in the book also."Now, if you will come with me I will show you, your eternal dwelling". Said Saint Peter.They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his dwelling.
The Pope knowing how important he was to the church could hardly imagine what his house would be like.
St Peter and the Pope continued on to a small,beaten up, wooden shack.St. Peter told the Pope that this would be his his dwelling.The Pope, shocked, asked St.Peter,"just one minute! That other guy was a lawyer and he get a masion.I was the head of Roman Cathlic Church and this is all the reward I get?"
St Peter looked at the Pope and said "True you have done great things.But we have lots of Popes in Heaven but that guy was the first lawyer to ever make it up here."
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
WELCOME TO THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE.
Welcome.
You know what?In many parts of the world today every where you look is doom and gloom.There is few things to laugh about! What with the damn economic reccession affecting every corner of this earth.Wars everywhere,problems,poverty,terrorism,.....etc,etc.Dont you think this world is saturated with a lot of problems? But hey, cheer up! always look for an opportunity to laugh about something althoug these opportunities are sometimes very rare this blog will present you with very funny jokes you will always be laughing your **s off.
Let me tell you something else before we start laughing and forget other issues of life.After laughing(after or before?,am not sure)check out some of these articles on health tips to keep you always on tip top healthwise. You may also want to read about environmental issues and how they affect you from the link shown.Are you a fan of kenyan celebs? you will find hot stories on kenyan musicians,actors,sportspeople and other kenyan celebs in this cite.Or are you loking for a job? you will find rich articles on securing that job from your dream job.After all that you will settle down to news within kenya and beyond in National Media.
You know what?In many parts of the world today every where you look is doom and gloom.There is few things to laugh about! What with the damn economic reccession affecting every corner of this earth.Wars everywhere,problems,poverty,terrorism,.....etc,etc.Dont you think this world is saturated with a lot of problems? But hey, cheer up! always look for an opportunity to laugh about something althoug these opportunities are sometimes very rare this blog will present you with very funny jokes you will always be laughing your **s off.
Let me tell you something else before we start laughing and forget other issues of life.After laughing(after or before?,am not sure)check out some of these articles on health tips to keep you always on tip top healthwise. You may also want to read about environmental issues and how they affect you from the link shown.Are you a fan of kenyan celebs? you will find hot stories on kenyan musicians,actors,sportspeople and other kenyan celebs in this cite.Or are you loking for a job? you will find rich articles on securing that job from your dream job.After all that you will settle down to news within kenya and beyond in National Media.
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